Why is it always ME!

I don't know why it is, but I always seems to get the strange, creepy phone calls. No matter where I work, they find me! ha ha. I have had someone ask me if there were stripper poles in the rooms! (Not so much creepy, but extremely weird!) This isn't VEGAS! I worked at JC Penny Catalog, and I had Julie LONGDONG Silver call. (That was creepy!) I had another MAN call wanting to know about women's shoes, for himself! And then last night, I had another experience that really creeped me out. Just picture this! It is 10pm in the middle of no where and I am just about to close the office. I get a phone call from, what sounded like, and Indian salesman. He asked to speak with the owner of the lodge. I told him that they weren't in and asked if I could take a message. (FYI: salesman call all the time, and want you to take surveys, really annoying!) He asked me if I was sure. Yeah, I'm sure it's 10 pm! He then wanted to speak with Linda who worked there. I told him there isn't a Linda that works here. He then asked me again, are you sure! (of course I'm sure!) Then he asked if I was the Night Shift. I said, NO. Are you sure, he asked! Then he asked my name. I told him and he said it was a very beautiful name. Then he said you sound really beautiful, but it was with a very creepy voice. I then asked him if there was anything I could help him with. He said that he would come in tomorrow and see me! I said Okay, Bye! He then asked me again, I will see you tomorrow, and that's when I hung the phone up! What the F!!!! I was so scared to walk to my car! I am so sick of creepy people! Who does that! Anyway, I have gotten pretty tough with handling situations like these. So know that it's light, BRING IT ON! ha ha. This all happened after I had to calm a drunk and angry guest down. He was yelling, screaming and swearing at me because he couldn't get his DVD player to work, and that there wasn't any good shows on the TV. I have found that people make huge fools of themselves will they are drunk, so just don't do it! Anyway, I hope none of you EVER get creepy phone calls!